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I tried to impress my date by using "homie" in our conversation, but it backfired. Instead of saying, "You look great, homie," I accidentally said, "You look homely, great." Needless to say, it was our last date.
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I was at a family reunion, and my grandma tried to be hip by calling me "homie." I love her to bits, but hearing her say, "Pass the mashed potatoes, homie" just made Thanksgiving a little more confusing.
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You ever notice how everyone has that one friend who insists on calling everyone "homie"? I mean, I appreciate the camaraderie, but I don't need my grocery cashier giving me a fist bump and saying, "Thanks for the eggs, homie.
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I accidentally butt-dialed my mom, and she heard me using "homie" with my friends. Now, every time she calls, she ends the conversation with, "Love you, homie." I've officially become the family's designated homie.
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I joined a fitness class, and the instructor is all about motivation. Instead of yelling, "Come on, you can do it!" he shouts, "Push it, homies!" I never thought I'd associate exercise with friendship, but here we are.
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Ever notice how "homie" is the universal term for friendship? I'm waiting for the day my doctor walks in and says, "Good news, homie, your cholesterol is down. Keep it up, and you'll be the healthiest homie on the block!
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My neighbor considers himself the neighborhood watch captain, and he takes it very seriously. He even greets burglars with a friendly "Hey, homie! Breaking into houses again, huh? You should really find a more honest hobby!
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My dog seems to have picked up on the whole "homie" trend. Now, instead of barking at strangers, he just wags his tail and goes, "Sup, homie? Can I interest you in a game of fetch?
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My GPS has adopted the "homie" vibe. Instead of saying, "Turn left in 500 feet," it's like, "Yo, homie, make a left up ahead. Don't miss the turn, we're in this together!
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