5 Jokes For Homie

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Homie at a Family Dinner

Navigating slang and conversation at a traditional family gathering
Cousin Sarah says, "Let's spice things up!" I pull out hot sauce, she meant a card game. Not my kind of spice, apparently!

Homie on Public Transportation

Navigating slang while commuting on buses and trains
Someone mentions, "This is the last stop." I'm thinking, "Already? We just got started." Turns out, it's the end of the line, not a nightclub announcement.

Homie in the Suburbs

Navigating the cultural differences between a homie and suburban life
Trying to fit in, I joined a neighborhood watch meeting. Everyone's discussing suspicious activity. I'm there like, "Yeah, I spotted someone 'creeping.' I meant graffiti, they meant a raccoon in the trash.

Homie in a Health Food Store

Navigating slang and expectations in a place full of kale and quinoa
Asked for some "high protein bars," thinking energy for workouts. They handed me bars wrapped in cardboard. Tasted like cardboard too!

Homie in Corporate America

Navigating slang and style in a buttoned-up office setting
Got a memo about "team players." I'm thinking basketball tryouts. Nope, just a reminder to cooperate in projects. I almost brought my jersey!

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