bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why do we have to use the term "black hole" for something so mysterious and vast? Shouldn't it be called a "sock hole" instead? I mean, nothing swallows up things faster and more mysteriously than a laundry room sock hole.
0
0
You ever play that game where you try to find the one spot in your house with no Wi-Fi dead zones? It's like an adventure quest, but instead of a treasure, you find yourself yelling, "Can you hear me now?" like a lost explorer in the Wi-Fi wilderness.
0
0
Why do we call it a "pot" hole? I mean, it's not like anyone's ever cooked a decent meal in one. "Mmm, honey, this stew has a distinct asphalt flavor." And you hit one while driving, it's like the road is playing a not-so-fun game of hide-and-seek with your tire.
0
0
Holey jeans – the only fashion statement where the more holes, the more expensive. "Oh, you paid extra for those knee gaps? Well, my entire wardrobe must be worth a fortune then!" It's like we're paying for the privilege of looking like we fought a rabid badger.
0
0
You ever find that one sock in your drawer that's become a free-spirited individual? It's got more holes than a conspiracy theory, but you just can't let it go. You look at it and think, "You've been through a lot, buddy. You've earned your retirement as a dust rag.
0
0
Ever notice how socks seem to have a secret society? They start off as a pair, then suddenly one goes missing, and the other is left with an existential crisis. "Am I still a sock without my partner? Can I stand on my own feet?" It's like a sock soap opera, but with more holes in the plot.
0
0
You ever notice how the more socks you buy, the less you actually have? I think there's a sock black hole in my laundry room. I put in ten pairs, and only three come out. It's like my washing machine is training to be a magician.
0
0
Why do we call it a loophole? It sounds like a flaw in the system, but it's really just someone being clever. "Oh, you want me to follow the rules? Sure, let me just wriggle my way through this linguistic gymnastics routine.
0
0
Why do we call them "hole-in-the-wall" restaurants? I mean, I love a good dive as much as the next person, but it's not like I want my food served with a side of drywall. "Yeah, I'll take the special with a sprinkle of insulation, please.
Post a Comment