5 Jokes For Holey

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 15 2024

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The Golfer

Dealing with golf balls that mysteriously disappear into "holey" dimensions.
They say golf is a mental game, but I didn't sign up for interdimensional mind-bending puzzles. My golf balls are in an alternate reality, probably having a better time without me.

The Doughnut Shop Owner

Dealing with customers who can't resist poking holes in the "holey" doughnuts.
I had to put up a sign that says, "No poking, just eating." But people still ask, "Does licking count?" Come on, folks, it's a doughnut, not a lollipop.

The Chef

Creating "holey" pastries and dealing with the doughnut critics.
My doughnuts are so "holey" that people accuse me of promoting a low-carb diet. I'm just helping them see the world through doughnut holes.

The Astronomer

Discovering mysterious "holey" patterns in the cosmos.
I asked my fellow astronomers if they've seen anything like it, and they said, "Yeah, when we accidentally spill coffee on the telescope lens." Turns out, even the cosmos can't resist a good cup of joe.

The Paranormal Investigator

Investigating mysterious holes that keep appearing in unusual places.
I found a hole in my sock this morning, and I thought, "Is this a paranormal sockpuncture or did I just buy cheap socks?" Ghosts, they're haunting my wardrobe now.

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