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Let's talk about doughnut holes. They're the delicious aftermath of enjoying a doughnut, but why are they called holes? Holes are empty spaces, right? But doughnut holes are filled with goodness! That's false advertising. If I wanted something truly empty, I'd eat celery. Give me a doughnut hole filled with cream or jam, not this existential crisis of a dessert. And the more holes a doughnut has, the fancier it is. You've got your basic one-hole doughnuts, and then there's the gourmet six-hole doughnuts. At this point, it's not even a doughnut; it's a doughsie. But who's counting? Well, besides the person on a diet, trying to justify eating six mini-doughnuts instead of one regular one.
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You ever notice how everyone's got that one mysterious place in their house? For me, it's my closet. It's like a black hole in there. Clothes go in, but they never come out. I don't know what happens in that closet; it's like Narnia or something. I put a pair of socks in there last week, and now I'm pretty sure they're in a parallel universe having their own sock party. And don't get me started on hangers. You buy them in packs of twenty, and within a month, there's only one left. Where do the others go? Is there a secret hanger society plotting against us, leaving one survivor as a warning? I open my closet, and it's like a crime scene - only hanger left standing.
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Let's discuss potato chip bags. Why is there always that little hole in the corner? It's like the bag is winking at you, saying, "I know you're going to finish this in one sitting." But seriously, what's the purpose of that hole? Are they trying to let the air out? Do they think we're going to reseal the bag and save some for later? That's a good one. I swear, they put that hole there just to mess with us. You try to open the bag delicately, and boom, the entire top rips off. Now you have a bag with a gaping hole, and you're forced to eat all the chips before they go stale. It's like the potato chip industry is in cahoots with the treadmill manufacturers, ensuring we get enough exercise trying to resist the temptation of finishing the whole bag.
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Movies and TV shows are great, but have you ever noticed the ridiculous plot holes? It's like the writers are playing hopscotch with logic. I watched a crime thriller the other day, and the detective found a clue in the most absurd place - the villain's Instagram account. Really? Are we supposed to believe that the mastermind criminal, with an IQ off the charts, forgot to set his account to private? And what about time travel movies? They're the worst offenders. The hero messes with the past, and suddenly the entire future changes. But here's the thing: if you change the past, wouldn't you not exist to change it in the first place? It's a paradox! If I were a time-traveling hero, I'd probably just go back and invest in Apple or something. No world-saving, just some smart financial decisions.
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