5 Jokes For Hole

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 26 2025

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The Golfer

Dealing with a hole on the golf course
Golf is the only sport where it's perfectly acceptable to blame all your problems on a little white ball. It's like therapy with more swearing.

The Gardener

Battling with holes in the garden
You ever notice how the plants with the biggest holes in their leaves are always the drama queens of the garden? I swear, they just want attention.

The Donut Shop Owner

Running a donut shop and dealing with the literal holes in your inventory
I asked a customer if they wanted a donut with a hole, and they said, "No, just fill the void with sprinkles." Now, I'm questioning the meaning of life through pastries.

The Magician

Dealing with disappearing acts involving holes
Saw a guy on the street doing magic with a top hat and a wand. I said, "That's cute," and pulled a pizza out of my pocket. Who needs rabbits when you've got pizza holes?

The Plumber

Dealing with unexpected holes in plumbing
If I had a dollar for every time I found a hole where it shouldn't be, I'd have enough money to buy a new set of pipes made from unicorn horns.

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