6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For hogwarts

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I asked the Sorting Hat to put me in Gryffindor. It suggested I try the housing market instead.

I asked Moaning Myrtle for dating advice. She said, 'Love is a bit like plumbing – sometimes things get clogged up.

I tried making a Polyjuice Potion, but I accidentally brewed a Self-Raising Flour. Now my cookies are magical!

I met a ghost at Hogwarts who told me the secret to a happy afterlife – it's all about letting things ghoul.

What's Professor Snape's favorite music? Slytherin to the rhythm!

I tried to make a joke about the Mirror of Erised, but it didn't reflect well on me.

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