5 Jokes For Hogwarts

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Updated on: Feb 08 2025

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Why don't wizards ever play hide and seek with muggles? Accio ruins the fun!

I told my friend a joke about Quidditch. It really flew over his head!

What do you call a spell that brings snacks? A summon-chew!

What's a wizard's favorite type of party? A spell-binding one!

Why did the owl become a postal worker at Hogwarts? It was the only branch of delivery it could find!

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