7 Jokes About Hitting Me

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Updated on: Sep 06 2024

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Why did the baseball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to hit a new high score!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
I told my friend I could hit the gym every day. He said, 'I'm pretty sure it would hit back after a while!
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your boxing gloves and make your punches citrusy!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
I told my friend I could hit the gym every day. He said, 'I'm pretty sure it would hit back after a while!

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