7 Jokes About Hitting Me

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Updated on: Sep 06 2024

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

You know, people who throw themselves on top of you at the beach are just trying to be shore.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I prefer using my hands.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

I thought I'd tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.

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