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I considered hitchhiking once but then realized I can't even agree on the temperature setting with my family in the car. Imagine trying to negotiate that with a total stranger. "Hey, can you turn the AC up a bit?" "No, I prefer the windows down." It's a highway standoff.
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Hitchhiking is the original rideshare app. I mean, forget Uber and Lyft; back in the day, it was just a person on the side of the road with a cardboard sign that said, "Anywhere but here, please!
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I tried hitchhiking once, and the only thing I got was a lesson in patience. Standing there with my thumb out, thinking, "Is this how my parents met? Was my dad just a really lonely hitchhiker, and my mom the only one with a working car?
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I saw a hitchhiker the other day with a sign that said, "Lost job, need help." I thought, "Buddy, you might have better luck if your sign said, 'Free Wi-Fi in my car.'
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The only time I hitchhiked, the guy who picked me up started giving me life advice. It's like, "Dude, I'm just trying to get to the next town, not attend a motivational seminar in your Honda Civic.
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Hitchhiking is the ultimate trust exercise. You're literally getting into a stranger's car and hoping they don't have a weird collection of rubber ducks or play polka music on repeat.
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You know, hitchhiking is like a weird real-life Tinder. You stand by the side of the road with a sign, hoping someone will pick you up, and then you judge them based on their driving skills instead of their profile picture.
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Hitchhiking is like trying to catch a cab in the middle of nowhere. You're standing there waving, hoping someone will stop, and the only response you get is from a confused cow in the field.
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Hitchhiking is proof that desperate times call for desperate measures. I mean, you must be in a pretty tight spot if your plan is to stand on the roadside and rely on the kindness of strangers with wheels.
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