5 Jokes For Hitchhiking

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Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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The Tech-Savvy Hitchhiker

Constantly navigating with GPS
I asked a hitchhiker if he needed a ride, and he said, "Sure, but can we stop at the next charging station? My phone is on 2%." I thought, "Are you hitchhiking or conducting a tech survival challenge?

The Overly Enthusiastic Hitchhiker

Overbearing enthusiasm for every ride
Hitchhiking should come with a warning label: "May contain high levels of enthusiasm. Side effects include forced participation in sing-alongs and mandatory scenic detours.

The Philosophical Hitchhiker

Engaging in deep, existential conversations
Gave a ride to a hitchhiker who kept asking profound questions. I had to Google existential answers while driving. Note to self: existentialism and traffic don't mix well.

The Awkward Silence Hitchhiker

Uncomfortable silence during the ride
The worst part of picking up a hitchhiker who doesn't talk is that you become the host of the world's most boring talk show. "So, how about those... long stretches of road?

The Skeptical Driver

Suspicion of every hitchhiker
Hitchhiking is like playing a real-life version of Tinder. Swipe left if they look suspicious, swipe right if they have a sign that says, "Won't murder you for a ride.

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