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Why did the guy after mouth surgery become a great chef? Because he knew how to handle a little 'bite'!
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Why did the guy after mouth surgery join a band? Because he wanted to be the 'tooth' behind the music!
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Why did the guy bring a ladder to his mouth surgery? He heard he needed to scale up the laughter!
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Why did the man after mouth surgery become a detective? He wanted to solve the 'case' of the missing tooth!
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After his mouth surgery, he tried to sing, but all that came out was a 'gum-ble.
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He told the dentist, 'I'm not good with dental decisions.' The dentist said, 'That's okay, we'll make it a 'filling'!
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Why did the man after mouth surgery go to the comedy club? He needed a good 'filling' of laughter!
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Why did the guy after mouth surgery start a blog? He wanted to share his 'tooth'-ful experiences!
The Ice Cream Chronicles
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Post-surgery, he's been on an all-ice cream diet. I mean, who knew that pain relief came in chocolate chip cookie dough flavor? Forget about healing, he's on a mission to try every flavor before his taste buds fully recover.
Jaw-dropping Excuses
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He's using the mouth surgery card for everything now. Late for work? Mouth surgery recovery. Forgot to return a call? Blame it on the lingering effects of anesthesia. It's the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card, and I'm tempted to borrow it.
Mouth Surgery Wisdom
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They say the eyes are the windows to the soul, but right now, his eyes are saying, Why did I schedule that mouth surgery? It's like he's regretting the entire decision, one silent tear at a time.
Talk To The Hand (Or Maybe Not)
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I asked him how he's doing, and he just pointed to his mouth, shook his head, and made this exaggerated mime of pain. It's like dealing with a living, breathing emoji—sad face, thumbs down, and a dash of jazz hands.
Speechless Tinder
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He's on a dating app now, but he can't exactly charm with his words. His bio just says, Recently had mouth surgery, but my texting game is on point! It's like he's auditioning for a silent movie romance.
Doctor's Orders
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So the doctor told him to avoid talking after mouth surgery. I'm thinking, Great, now I have a legit medical reason to not listen to his long-winded stories. Sorry, doc's orders!
The Silent Symphony
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You know, my buddy just had mouth surgery, and now he's conducting this silent symphony. It's like he's the Beethoven of mumbling, and I'm over here trying to decipher his Morse code of painkillers.
Whispering Wisdom
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You ever tried having a deep conversation with someone who just had mouth surgery? It's like discussing philosophy with a zen master, except the wisdom is wrapped in gauze, and the answers are deciphered through a code of mumbles.
The Shakespearean Shush
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To be or not to be...able to talk. That is the question. I caught him rehearsing Shakespeare in front of the mirror, and I'm convinced that Hamlet would have been a lot shorter if he had undergone mouth surgery.
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