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Did you hear about the rock that started a band? It reached the highest note!
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What did one mountain say to the other during an argument? 'Let's not get too high-strung!
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You ever notice how everyone talks about having the moral high ground? Like, suddenly being taller makes your argument more valid. I tried that once in an argument, stood on a stool, thought I’d win. But let me tell you, height doesn’t make your logic any stronger. Gravity just makes your fall from the high ground even more embarrassing!
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You know, they say having the high ground is essential in battles. I think they got it wrong. It's not about the high ground; it's about the strategic advantage. I took the high ground during a water balloon fight once. Let’s just say physics has a hilarious way of teaching humility.
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People always talk about taking the high road. But have you ever taken a high road in rush hour traffic? It's not a road; it's a parking lot. And suddenly, taking the moral high ground feels more like being stuck in standstill morality.
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They say having the high ground means you’re ahead. Tried that in a dance-off once. Got on a platform, thinking I’d be the star. Turns out, having the high ground just makes you the easiest target for dance-related jokes.
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The high ground supposedly gives you a strategic edge. Tried that in an argument with my cat. Climbed onto the kitchen counter to seem dominant. Let’s just say, Mr. Whiskers was thoroughly unimpressed. He still got the treats, and I got a lecture on feline superiority.
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They say having the high ground means you have the upper hand. Tried that in a game of Twister. Let me tell you, being taller didn’t make me more flexible. It just made me the first one to topple over in a heap of limbs.
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You know, the high ground is supposed to provide a better perspective. Tried to get a bird's-eye view by climbing a tree. Only perspective I got was realizing how ungraceful I am when falling out of a tree. It’s like gravity has a way of reminding you who’s boss.
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They say having the high ground gives you clarity. So, I tried to apply that to life. Climbed up a ladder hoping for some epiphany. Instead, all I got was a fear of heights and a sudden realization that my fear of falling is way stronger than my desire for wisdom.
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They say having the high ground means you have the advantage. I tried that at a concert once, thinking being tall would give me a better view. Turns out, having the high ground just means having a close-up view of the singer’s sweat glands. Not exactly what I had in mind!
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The high ground supposedly gives you a sense of superiority. I climbed a mountain once to experience it. But after hours of trekking, what did I get? A selfie with a view and an urgent need for oxygen. Turns out, the high ground doesn’t come with complimentary snacks.
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