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Ancient Egyptian Stand-up Comedian
Trying to make hieroglyphic jokes that transcend millennia
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I asked the Sphinx if it wanted to join me on stage, but it just gave me that same old enigmatic smile. Tough crowd, even by ancient standards!
Archaeologist
Deciphering hieroglyphs
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Archaeologists and hieroglyphs are a lot alike. We both spend hours trying to uncover the meaning, only for people to look at us and say, 'Well, that's just a bunch of random symbols.
Stand-up Comedian's Grandma
Hieroglyphs in the digital age
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I asked my grandson to help me set up hieroglyphic emojis on my phone. He said, "Grandma, we have the regular ones." I replied, "Well, in my day, we didn't need a poop emoji; we just drew a dung beetle.
Tour Guide in Egypt
Keeping tourists interested in hieroglyph tours
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I told my tour group, "These hieroglyphs tell a captivating story that has lasted thousands of years." One guy in the back said, "Can't we just binge-watch a documentary instead?
Linguist specializing in Ancient Languages
Convincing people hieroglyphs are cooler than modern languages
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Trying to explain the importance of hieroglyphs is like trying to convince someone that the original emojis were way cooler. I mean, when's the last time you sent a text with a majestic falcon?
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