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Have you ever stayed in a hotel that claims to be haunted? They always advertise it like it's a selling point! "Come stay at the Ghostly Inn, where every room comes with a free encounter!" No thanks, I don't need room service from the afterlife! I stayed at one of these places once, and I was trying to get some sleep when I heard this strange knocking sound. Now, I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure the living dead don't knock politely. I called the front desk and asked if they had a ghost named Henry on the staff, and they said, "Oh, that's just our creaky plumbing." Creaky plumbing? I'll stick to Airbnb, thank you very much!
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You ever go to a haunted house and wonder, "Who in their right mind thought scaring the living daylights out of people for fun was a good idea?" I mean, I get it, it's a thrill. But let me tell you, I'm not the bravest soul when it comes to ghosts and ghouls. I went to this haunted house once, and they really went all out. I'm talking creepy sounds, eerie lights, and actors that were just way too committed to their roles. I was walking through, trying to keep it together, when suddenly, I heard this noise that sounded like someone whispering. So, naturally, I turned around and said, "Hello?" And that's when I realized... it wasn't part of the act. It was just the janitor muttering about his lunch. I nearly screamed louder than anyone else in that haunted house!
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I think if Ghostbusters were real, they'd have a field day in my neighborhood. I mean, my neighbor's cat could make a creepy noise at 3 AM, and I'd be on the phone with the Ghostbusters hotline faster than you can say "paranormal activity." But you know what's funny? Even if I saw a ghost, I'd probably convince myself it was just a glitch in the Matrix. "Oh, Casper? That's just a rendering error, nothing to worry about." And let's be honest, if I did encounter a ghost, I'd be the one asking for their autograph. "Excuse me, Mr. Ghost, could you haunt my selfie for a moment? Thanks, big fan!
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You know, I always wonder why ghosts seem to only show up in old, rundown places. Like, where are the ghosts in the IKEA? Imagine walking through the maze of furniture and suddenly a ghost appears, whispering, "You missed the shortcut to the exit." Now, that's a haunting I can get behind! But seriously, why don't we ever hear about tech-savvy ghosts haunting the internet? Imagine getting a spooky message from someone who died 50 years ago in your DMs! "Hey, just haunting the web, how 'bout you?" I'd probably reply, "Sorry, wrong number, try the spirit world instead!
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