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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of saying 'hh' all day!
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Why did the horse say 'hh' instead of 'neigh'? Because it had a sore throat—hoarse, you know!
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Why did the 'hh' bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why was the 'hh' a great comedian? Because it always had the 'punch-line' ready!
Haunted House? More like 'Honey, I'm Haunting!'
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You ever visit a haunted house? I did, and let me tell you, it was less boo and more like a B&B for spirits. I walked in and felt like I should have brought a welcome mat for the ghosts. Welcome to the afterlife, please wipe your ectoplasm before entering!
Ghosts and Home Improvement – the Original 'House Hunters!'
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You ever notice ghosts haunting your house are like home improvement enthusiasts? They're always rearranging stuff, making noise, and then disappearing when you call them out. It's like living with poltergeist interior decorators. No, no, no, I wanted the vase on the other side of the room. And could you make those chains rattle a bit softer?
Ghosts' Sense of Timing – Always on 'Boo' Standard Time!
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Ghosts have the worst timing, don't they? They're like, Oh, it's 3 a.m.? Perfect time to start rearranging the furniture and wailing like a banshee. Sorry, were you trying to sleep? Boo, I say, BOO!
Haunted Houses: The Original Airbnb – No Reviews Needed!
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Haunted houses are like the original Airbnb – no reviews needed. It's the only place where you can find out if your stay was satisfactory by checking if you're still alive the next morning. How was your stay? Oh, you know, great until the chandelier tried to strangle me in my sleep. Four stars!
Haunted Houses – the Gym for Spirits!
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Haunted houses are like gyms for spirits. You think those chains rattle themselves? Ghosts are just trying to get their cardio in. Honey, I'm heading to the haunted house for my daily haunting session. Gotta keep these spectral muscles in shape!
Ghosts' Etiquette – Never Knock, Always Float Through Walls!
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Ghosts have terrible manners, don't they? They never knock, they just float through walls like they own the place. It's like, Hello, we have doors for a reason! You're not impressing anyone with your wall-phasing abilities. Next time, use the doorbell, and while you're at it, maybe bring a ghostly gift basket!
Ghosts: The Original Misplaced Items!
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You ever lose something and blame it on the ghosts? I could have sworn I left my keys on the counter, but now they're in the attic. Oh, thanks, ghostly housekeeper, for moving my stuff around. Really appreciate it!
Ghosts and Household Chores – the Ultimate Avoiders!
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Ghosts are the ultimate avoiders of household chores. Hey, ghostly apparition, how about some dusting or washing the dishes? No? Just gonna float around aimlessly and make spooky noises? Cool, thanks for the help!
Ghostly Roommates – Always Cold, Never Pay Rent!
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Living with ghosts is like having roommates who never pay rent and turn the thermostat down to subzero. I swear, I've seen frost forming on my toothbrush. It's not even Halloween, and I'm already wearing five layers inside my own home!
Ghosts – the Eternal Party Crashers!
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Ghosts crashing our parties—can you believe it? It's like, Hey, Casper, if you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring a six-pack of ectoplasm or something. You can't just float around and expect us to be cool with it. Unless you're bringing snacks, you're not welcome!
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