7 Jokes For Heavier

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Updated on: Jul 21 2025

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I told my friend she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
I told my friend I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta!
Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
My girlfriend said she needed more space. So, I locked her out of my gravitational field!
I asked my friend if he could lend me his heavy book. He handed me his autobiography!
My doctor told me I should watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

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