5 Jokes For Heavier

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 21 2025

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

The harsh reality of facing oneself
They say mirrors don't lie. Mine keeps insisting I'm the "before" picture in a weight loss commercial. I'm just waiting for the "after" paycheck.

Late Night Snacking

Balancing cravings and weight
I bought a scale that gives me compliments. Now every morning, I step on it, and it goes, "You're not overweight; you're under-tall.

Gym Adventures

The eternal struggle between exercise and the love for food
I tried doing a plank once. It was more like a laying-down-with-regret exercise. I've got a 10-second record, though – that's like a minute in pizza time.

Fast Food Wisdom

Wanting to be fit while living in a fast-food world
I ordered a salad at a fast-food joint. They handed me a burger with lettuce and said, "It's the thought that counts, right?

Closet Dilemmas

Buying clothes that hide the extra pounds
I wear black not because it's slimming but because it's the only color that can handle the emotional weight of my wardrobe.

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