16 Jokes About Heat Waves

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Updated on: Jul 05 2025

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Did you hear about the thermometer's vacation during the heatwave? It had a feverish time!
What do you call a sunburned snowman? A puddle with an attitude!
What do you call a melted snowman in a heatwave? A slush fund!
Why did the sun apply for a job during the heatwave? It wanted a raise in temperature!
What's a heatwave's favorite game? Hide and seek, but good luck hiding when you're burning up!
Why did the heatwave bring a ladder? To reach new heights of hotness!

Heat Waves and Summer Goals

You ever notice how during heat waves, people's summer goals switch from Getting that summer body to Not melting into a puddle?

Heat Waves and Hair

When it's so hot outside, my hairstyle goes from casual and cool to wild and rebellious in a matter of minutes. Thanks, heat wave, for the free makeover!

Heat Waves and Barbecues

In a heat wave, barbecues aren't just about cooking; they're survival training for handling extreme temperatures without fainting.

Heat Waves and Relationships

You want to test your relationship? Spend a heat wave without AC. If you both make it, you're soulmates. If not, well, it was a cool run while it lasted.

Heat Waves and Work Productivity

When there's a heat wave, my productivity at work goes down faster than an ice cube in a hot cup of coffee.

Heat Waves and Cold Showers

The best part about heat waves? Discovering that a cold shower can feel like a luxury spa treatment, even if it lasts just five minutes.

Heat Waves and British People

You know it's a heat wave in Britain when they start complaining about the weather being too sunny for their liking.

Heat Waves and Fashion Choices

Ever notice how a heat wave turns everyone into a fashion critic? Oh, you're wearing THAT? It's 100 degrees outside! Yeah, Brenda, but I look fabulous.

Heat Waves and Pets

During a heat wave, my cat looks at me like I control the sun. Sorry, Fluffy, I'm just as powerless as you are, but yes, I'll turn on the fan again.

Heat Waves and Ice Cream Trucks

During a heat wave, an ice cream truck isn't just a vehicle; it's a beacon of hope, like a mirage in a desert of sweat.

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