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The Beach
Sand and Sunscreen Woes
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The beach is the only place where you can simultaneously have a sandy sandwich and a sunburn. You're lying there, thinking, "This is the life," while your skin is screaming, "Abort mission!
Ice Cream Trucks
Melting Dreams
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I asked the ice cream man for a double scoop. He gave me a single scoop, and by the time I finished arguing, it had turned into a milkshake. I think he's got a degree in meteorology – a master at predicting melting points.
The Sun
Sun vs. Humanity
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The sun is like that friend who can't take a hint. I'm sitting there, sweating, and the sun is like, "Hey, I thought you might enjoy being a human sauna. You're welcome!
Thermostats
Home Sweet Sweatbox
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I thought turning my thermostat down would be a breeze. Turns out, it's more like a tornado of hot air. I guess I'll just embrace the sauna lifestyle and start charging admission to my living room.
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