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Why did the hazmat suit win an award? It had outstanding contamination control!
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Why don't hazmat suits get invited to parties? They always bring the 'too-safe' vibe!
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Why did the hazmat suit break up with the hazmat boots? It found them too 'sole'-ful and wanted some 'breathable' space!
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Why did the hazmat suit refuse to watch horror movies? It couldn't handle the 'spooktacular' scares without proper containment!
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Why did the hazmat suit break up with the biohazard bin? It couldn't handle the toxic relationship!
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Why did the hazmat suit refuse to dance? It didn't want to break its airtight seal!
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Did you hear about the hazmat suit's autobiography? It was a best-seller, completely sealed with gripping tales!
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Why did the hazmat suit cross the road? To avoid the contagious chicken jokes on the other side!
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Why did the hazmat suit apply for a job in comedy? It wanted to contain the infectious laughter!
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Why was the hazmat suit good at math? It always knew the formula for safety!
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You ever notice how a hazmat suit is like the superhero costume for introverts? Fear not, citizens! I shall keep my social distance and save the day from a safe six feet away!
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Wearing a hazmat suit to the grocery store is like going on a surreal space mission. Houston, we have a problem: someone's blocking the cereal aisle, and I need my morning fuel!
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I bought a hazmat suit recently. Not for any apocalyptic reasons, just to avoid hugging people at family gatherings. Oh, sorry Aunt Mildred, it's not you, it's just my fashion-forward approach to personal space.
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I wore a hazmat suit to the gym the other day. People stared at me like I was the fitness version of an astronaut. One small step for man, one giant leap for preventing gym cooties!
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Wearing a hazmat suit to a restaurant is my way of saying, I'm here for the food, not the viruses. Bring on the menu, and make sure the chef's wearing a hazmat apron too!
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Hazmat suits are the ultimate fashion statement for the pandemic era. I call it the Contagion Couture. Just waiting for Vogue to catch on and feature it in their next issue. From the runway to the quarantine zone, darling!
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Wearing a hazmat suit makes you feel invincible until you try to open a bag of chips. It's like, Houston, we have another problem: snack contamination imminent!
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I wore a hazmat suit to a comedy club. The laughter was muffled, but at least I didn't catch any bad jokes. I'm here for the comedy, not the germs. Priorities, people!
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I thought about wearing a hazmat suit on a first date. You know, just to make sure things don't get too contagious. Love is in the air, but so are airborne particles, so let's play it safe.
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