10 Jokes For Hazmat Suit

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Updated on: Jul 24 2025

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I wore a hazmat suit to the zoo, and the animals started taking notes—I guess they thought I was a fashion-forward researcher!
Wearing a hazmat suit is like having your own personal bubble—but make it fashionably secure!
Wearing a hazmat suit to a haunted house is like taking protection to a whole new ghostly level!
Wearing a hazmat suit while cooking is like being a culinary astronaut—spicing things up in a controlled atmosphere!
Wearing a hazmat suit in a downpour is like having your personal waterproof fortress!
Wearing a hazmat suit to a party is a sure way to keep everyone at a safe distance—both physically and socially!
Wearing a hazmat suit in summer is like trying to survive in a sauna designed by NASA!
Wearing a hazmat suit to a restaurant is like being your own portable dining room—just in case!
I considered wearing a hazmat suit to the gym, but I realized sweat is the least of my worries in there!
I wore a hazmat suit to work, and suddenly everyone thinks I'm researching a cure for office politics!

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