6 Having A Little Office Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 02 2025

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I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded with 'Ctrl+Alt+Del.' Apparently, it thinks I need a reboot in life! 💻
I asked my boss if I could have a raise because I'm excellent at multitasking. I can do five things at once—eat, text, surf the internet, daydream, and complain about being busy! 👩‍💻
I asked my office chair if it wanted to join a union. It declined, stating it already had too many 'support' issues! 💺
I asked my boss if I could take a day off because of my keyboard. He said I can't escape my responsibilities. Looks like I'm stuck on the 'enter' key of life! ⌨️
I tried to organize a space-themed party in the office, but it was a flop. Apparently, there's not enough space for a party in the budget! 🚀
I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'You don't have the authority to request time off.' Looks like I'm stuck in a dictatorship of one! 💻

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