5 Having A Little Office Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 02 2025

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The Overworked Intern

Juggling between fetching coffee and avoiding being crushed by mountains of paperwork.
They say "dress for the job you want." I showed up in a Superman costume. Now everyone thinks I want to be a superhero, but really, I just want to fly away from this pile of unanswered emails.

The Office Technophobe

Navigating the technological minefield while secretly yearning for the good old days of typewriters and rotary phones.
The office installed a smart thermostat. Now I spend my days arguing with Siri over the temperature. I don't need a thermostat that's smarter than me; I need one that understands the concept of "too cold" and "too hot.

The Office Health Nut

Trying to stay healthy in a sea of donuts and vending machine temptations.
They say sitting is the new smoking. Well, I've switched to a standing desk, and now I'm pretty sure I'm training for the standing desk Olympics. Watch out for my signature move: the ergonomic chair lift.

The Office Prankster

The constant struggle between amusing colleagues and annoying everyone else.
I thought I'd spice things up by replacing the hand sanitizer with glue. Turns out, the only thing stickier than our office politics is Karen's hands. She hasn't touched her stapler in days.

The Office Gossip

Balancing the thrill of juicy office rumors with the fear of becoming the next headline.
They say "knowledge is power." I say "knowledge is knowing who ate Karen's yogurt from the fridge last week." If I can solve that mystery, I might just become the office Sherlock, or at least get invited to more lunch outings.

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