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You ever think about how convenient the Accio spell would be in real life? Like, "Accio TV remote!" No more digging into the couch cushions like a treasure hunter searching for the lost city of Atlantis.
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The Hogwarts students learn some complex spells, but the most realistic one for us Muggles would be "Accio Remote" after spending 20 minutes searching for it. It's like a wizard's version of the clap-on, clap-off, but with less clapping and more waving.
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In Harry Potter, they use spells to clean things like magic brooms. Meanwhile, I'm over here still impressed when my dishwasher manages to get the peanut butter off a spoon. Accio, dishwasher!
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The spells in Harry Potter have these fancy Latin-sounding incantations. I tried it once at home, just shouted "Expelliarmus!" at the microwave when my popcorn was ready. It didn't disarm the microwave, but it did confuse my cat for a week.
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The Harry Potter spells make everything sound so fancy. I tried saying "Aguamenti" to refill my water bottle, but all that happened was I got weird looks from my coworkers. Apparently, I need to go back to the basics: the office water cooler.
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You ever notice how in Harry Potter, they cast spells with these elaborate wand movements? I mean, I can't even handle a TV remote without accidentally turning on subtitles. I'd probably end up summoning a dragon just trying to change the channel.
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Harry Potter spells seem to have specific instructions for every situation. I wish life had that. Like, "Alohomora" to unlock my car when I forget the keys, or "Lumos" to find my phone in the dark. Instead, I'm stuck using a flashlight app and praying my car has a spare key hidden somewhere.
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Harry Potter spells always seem so precise. In real life, if I had a spell like "Expecto Patronum," my Patronus would probably be a confused-looking raccoon. Not exactly the majestic protector I was hoping for.
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Imagine having the spell "Wingardium Leviosa" for everyday chores. Laundry day would be a breeze. Just flick your wand, and suddenly, all your socks are floating gracefully toward the laundry basket. But no, here I am, playing sock basketball across the room.
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