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Quidditch Referee
Trying to maintain order during a Quidditch match
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The only thing harder than keeping track of all the fouls is pronouncing the players' names correctly. I've started using a spell for that too!
Hogwarts Janitor
Cleaning up after magical creatures
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The worst part of my job? Explaining to students that the 'Floor Cleaning' spell doesn't work on spilled Butterbeer.
Harry Potter's Wand Maker
Dealing with customer complaints about malfunctioning wands
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Someone asked for a refund because their wand wasn't making their crush fall in love with them. I told them, "Sorry, we specialize in magic, not miracles.
Magical Law Enforcement Officer
Investigating magical pranks gone wrong
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We had to intervene when two wizards got into a duel over who could cast the most realistic illusion of a zombie apocalypse. It's all fun and games until someone tries to Avada Kedavra the undead!
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