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Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who have mastered the art of finding things. Seriously, if you need something, just ask Mom. She's like a human GPS, but instead of coordinates, she uses a sixth sense that only mothers possess. "Mom, where are my car keys?" And poof, there they are!
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You know, every Mother's Day, we shower our moms with flowers and gifts, like they've just won a marathon for putting up with us. It's like, "Congratulations, Mom! You've successfully raised a human without losing your sanity. Here's a bouquet of roses and a spa day, because you've earned it!
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Mother's Day is the only day when we voluntarily agree to go shopping with our moms. It's like stepping into a retail adventure with a seasoned explorer who knows every department store like the back of her hand. "No, Mom, we don't need another set of kitchen towels. But if you insist...
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Mother's Day is the one day of the year when we all pretend that we know how to fold laundry properly. It's like a folding marathon, and I'm convinced my mom has a secret judging scale for the crispiness of each crease. "Nice try, but these socks look more like abstract art.
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Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who can find joy in the simplest things, like a handmade macaroni necklace or a poorly drawn family portrait. It's like Picasso meets kindergarten, and moms proudly wear these artistic masterpieces as if they're the crown jewels. "Yes, it's abstract, darling. I love it.
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Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who've mastered the art of the "mom look." You know the one – the silent, withering glare that says, "I don't need to say a word; you know exactly what you did wrong." It's like a Jedi mind trick, but with less lightsabers and more disappointed sighs.
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I love how on Mother's Day, we suddenly become poetic and write heartfelt messages in greeting cards. It's like, "Dear Mom, you're the wind beneath my wings." In reality, we're just hoping that our eloquent words distract her from the fact that we forgot to take out the trash for the umpteenth time.
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You know you're a mom on Mother's Day when your idea of a perfect day involves uninterrupted bathroom time. It's the one day of the year when moms get to lock the door and enjoy a few moments of peace, pretending not to hear the chaos outside. "Yes, children, I'll be out in five minutes. Maybe.
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On Mother's Day, we try to repay our moms for all the sleepless nights they endured during our infancy. So we make them breakfast in bed, hoping it compensates for all those 3 AM diaper changes. It's our way of saying, "Thanks for not returning me to the stork, Mom. Here's a burnt toast heart.
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Mother's Day is that one day of the year when we all collectively pretend to enjoy cooking breakfast for our moms. I mean, come on, we're just attempting to make scrambled eggs look like a gourmet meal, and praying the smoke alarm doesn't ruin the surprise. It's like a culinary magic trick.
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