21 Jokes For Hang

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Updated on: Sep 05 2024

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the clock get arrested? For killing time!
Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal!
Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a deer hanging on the wall with no eyes? No idea!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Hanging by a Thread

They say success is hanging by a thread. Well, in my case, that thread's made of hopes, dreams, and a whole lot of caffeine. It's more like a fabric of delusion, really.

The Art of Hanging

I tried joining a hang-gliding club once. Turns out, the only thing I soared at was hanging out with a bunch of people struggling to land gracefully.

The Hanging Question

You know when someone says, Hang on a second, and you're left wondering if it's a second, a minute, or a lifetime? Yeah, that's when you start contemplating the mysteries of the universe.

Hangovers and Wisdom

Ever wake up after a night out and realize the universe is trying to teach you something? Yeah, that's the day you learn about the delicate art of hangovers and the wisdom of aspirin.

Hang in There

You know, my pet sloth always gives me life advice. Yesterday, it looked at me and said, Hang in there. I was like, Buddy, you're hanging onto a branch 24/7. That's the only advice you've got?

DIY Hanging Drama

I tried putting up a shelf at home. Let's just say the only thing that hung successfully was my faith in DIY projects. If you ever need a reminder of what not to do, swing by my place.

The Hanging Garden of Technology

I heard about this new tech trend - a garden you can hang on your wall. I mean, who needs potted plants when you can have a vertical jungle and pray your watering skills don't plummet?

Hanging Onto Hope

Life's like a rollercoaster; sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down, and sometimes you're just hanging on for dear life, screaming internally and hoping nobody hears.

Hanging, the Ultimate Chill

They say hanging out is relaxing. Yeah, until you're literally hanging off a cliff, realizing you've got two options: stay chill or scream in style.

The Art of Hanging Up

I've mastered the skill of ending awkward phone calls. You just suddenly yell, Oh no, my pizza's burning! and hang up. Works every time. Well, until I realized I never ordered pizza.

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