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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 05 2024

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The Overzealous Hanger

When your hangers are more enthusiastic about holding your clothes than you are about wearing them.
My hangers have a conspiracy against me. Every time I open the closet, they're like, "Here comes trouble. Quick, act straight!

The Rebel Hanger

That one hanger that refuses to stay put and constantly plays hide and seek.
My hanger is so rebellious; I asked it to hold my shirt, and it responded, "I'm not your servant; I'm an anti-gravity acrobat!

The Forgotten Hanger

The hanger that's stuck at the back of the closet, holding onto its dreams of seeing the light of day.
I found a hanger in my closet that hasn't seen a shirt in years. It looked at me and said, "I used to have a purpose, you know. Now I'm just a metal stick with dreams.

The Judgmental Hanger

When your hangers give you that disappointed look for not wearing a piece of clothing in ages.
My hangers have started staging interventions. They gather around my winter coat and whisper, "It's July. Let us breathe, please!

The OCD Hanger

When one hanger decides it's the boss and demands perfection in the alignment of your clothes.
The hanger in my closet has taken up geometry. I put a shirt on it, and it said, "That angle is acute, my friend. Fix it before I go obtuse!

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