7 Jokes For Hammer

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Updated on: May 21 2025

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What's a hammer's favorite game? Whack-a-mole, of course! It really knows how to hit the target.
I told my hammer a secret, but it couldn't keep it quiet. It always loves to hammer things out!
I asked my hammer to tell me a joke. It said it was too hammered to think straight!
My hammer started a band, but they couldn't find the right beat. It seems they were all a bit 'hammered'!
I bought a hammer but it came without instructions. I guess you could say it was a real 'hit or miss' situation!
I accidentally superglued my fingers together. Now I understand what it feels like to be a hammer.
What do you call a hammer with a great sense of rhythm? A beat-maker!

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