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Thor's Complaints
Being the God of Thunder is cool until you realize you can only express yourself through hammer-related activities.
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Dating is tough for Thor. His pickup line? "Are you made of vibranium? Because you just hammered your way into my heart.
The Musician's Struggle
When you're a musician who only knows how to play the hammer, getting gigs can be a bit challenging.
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The only instrument the rock band allowed me to play was the hammer. I guess I'm the real "hit" of the group.
The Carpenter's Perspective
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts looking like a nail.
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I asked the carpenter if he wanted to go to the gym with me. He said, "Why bother? I get a full-body workout every day swinging this hammer.
The Lazy Handyman
When you're too lazy to use anything other than a hammer, life becomes a series of half-baked solutions.
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Lazy handyman tip: If your computer is slow, give it a good thump with the hammer. It won't make it faster, but you'll feel better.
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