9 Jokes For Halfwit

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Updated on: Jul 11 2024

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Why did the halfwit bring a coat to the barbecue? He heard they were grilling outside!
Why did the halfwit carry a dictionary to the restaurant? He wanted to 'spice' up his words!
Why did the halfwit take a spoon to the desert? In case he found a mirage and wanted to scoop it up!
Why did the halfwit bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the halfwit stare at the can of orange juice? It said 'concentrate'!
Why did the halfwit bring a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to draw the curtains!
What did the halfwit say when asked if he could swim? 'Of course! I'm an expert in sinkology!'
Why did the halfwit take a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were going up!
Why did the halfwit take a spoon to the movie theater? In case there was a twist ending, he wanted to spoon it out!

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