6 Jokes For Half A Dozen

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Updated on: Jun 17 2024

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I asked my friend to bring me six apples, and he came back with half a dozen. I guess he took the long way around the grocery store!
I told my friend I could juggle half a dozen eggs. He didn't believe me, but I think I can crack it!
I heard about a restaurant that serves half a dozen courses. It's quite a meal, but halfway through, you might feel only half a dozen hungry!
Why did the chef become a musician? He found it easier to beat half a dozen eggs than to whip up a symphony!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down, just like trying to hold half a dozen eggs without a carton!
I thought about getting a job in the bakery, but I heard they work a baker's half dozen hours!

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