5 Jokes For Half A Dozen

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Updated on: Jun 17 2024

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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems, and half a dozen of them just didn't add up!

What did the zero say to the number six? 'Nice belt!

I tried to organize my bookshelf today. I only managed to sort half a dozen books. I guess I'm still on the shelf of improvement!

Why did the horse only eat six hay bales? He wanted a stable diet, just half a dozen!

Why did the chicken only lay half a dozen eggs? Because she didn't want to put all her eggs in one basket!

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