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Gynecologist offices should offer loyalty cards – like, after your tenth visit, you get a free cup of tea or a discount on your next pap smear. "Congratulations, you've earned your platinum uterus badge!
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Gynecologists have the most interesting job – they get to see more passport photos than a customs officer at the airport. "Alright, folks, line up for the most awkward photo lineup of your life!
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You know you're an adult when your calendar starts looking like the appointment book of a gynecologist. "Let's see, Tuesday at 2 PM – dentist, Wednesday at 3 PM – gynecologist... I should really throw in a spa day just for variety!
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I always find it amusing how gynecologists have the most upbeat small talk while in the middle of a very serious examination. "So, any exciting plans for the weekend while I inspect your cervix?
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You know you've reached peak adulthood when your gynecologist knows more about your reproductive system than you do. "Wait, I'm supposed to have a uterus? News to me!
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I recently went to the gynecologist, and they had those stirrups in the examination room. I couldn't help but feel like I was about to embark on an awkward yoga class. "Okay, doctor, is this the Downward Dog or the Awkward Flamingo pose?
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Gynecologists must be expert detectives; they can tell if you've been flossing more accurately than your dentist. "Well, looks like you've been neglecting the flossing down there, Mrs. Johnson.
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The gynecologist's office is the only place where you'll find a scale that you're truly afraid to step on. "Let's just focus on the important weight here, doc, like the weight of my dignity during this examination.
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Gynecologist waiting rooms are like a paradox. On one hand, they have magazines from 1995, but on the other hand, they're also the only place where you can find a subscription to "Pregnancy Quarterly" next to "National Geographic.
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