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The Overprotective Partner
A partner accompanying their loved one to the gynaecologist and being overly protective.
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They handed me a pamphlet on childbirth while we waited. I thought, "Oh great, a manual. Does it come with a troubleshooting guide? 'If at any point you encounter unexpected errors, press CTRL+ALT+DEL and call 911.'
The Lost in Translation Moment
Dealing with the language barrier when discussing intimate details with the gynaecologist.
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The gynaecologist said, "We'll need a urine sample," and I'm thinking, "Perfect, let me just perform this delicate operation in the world's tiniest bathroom with an audience of medical professionals.
The Awkward Patient
A patient visiting the gynaecologist for the first time and feeling incredibly awkward.
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The stirrups in the examination room, they make me feel like I'm about to perform a gymnastics routine. I half expect the doctor to hold up scorecards at the end like, "Well, that was a solid 9.5. Good dismount.
The Inquisitive Teen
A teenager experiencing the gynaecologist appointment for the first time, full of curiosity and questions.
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They handed me a pamphlet titled "The Birds and The Bees." I thought, "Great, I've been using the wrong metaphor my whole life. I thought it was more like 'The Worms and The Butterflies.'
The Paranoid Hypochondriac
A person convinced they have every possible gynaecological issue before even seeing the doctor.
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The doctor asked, "Any concerns?" and I'm there with a list longer than the CVS receipt. I felt like a walking WebMD article. I said, "I might as well be sponsored by the pharmaceutical industry at this point.
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