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Why did the big-nosed guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the big-nosed guy apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to knead the dough with his nose for that extra flavor!
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Why did the big-nosed guy become a gardener? He could always sniff out the best blooms!
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Why did the big-nosed guy become a weatherman? He could always smell a storm coming!
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Why did the big-nosed guy become a lifeguard? He could always smell trouble in the water!
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Why did the guy with the big nose start a band? He wanted to blow everyone away with his nose flute solos!
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Why did the guy with a big nose become a detective? Because he always noses what's going on!
Nosey Charades
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Playing charades with a guy with a big nose is a whole new level of challenge. Everything starts to look like he's imitating an elephant. It's either that or he's just really excited about his own nose.
Aromatherapy Experts
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I envy guys with big noses. They have their own built-in aromatherapy system. Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to find my car keys.
Human GPS
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If you ever get lost, just follow a guy with a big nose. They're like the human version of GPS. Just don't ask them for directions; they might accidentally lead you to the perfume section.
Nasal Fashion
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Big noses are in fashion now. I saw a guy with such a massive nose; I thought he was trying out the latest runway trend. Turns out, he was just trying to catch the breeze.
Nose Size Matters
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I dated a guy with a big nose once. He claimed his sense of smell was so good he could detect trouble from a mile away. Turns out, he couldn't even sense the trouble in our relationship!
Nosey Business
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You know, they say guys with big noses are more likely to be successful. I guess that explains why Pinocchio never had to worry about unemployment!
Nose Olympics
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I heard they're introducing a new sport in the Olympics – Nose Wrestling. Finally, guys with big noses have a chance to bring home the gold. It's all in the sniff, folks!
Sniff and Tell
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Guys with big noses are like walking Yelp reviews. They can tell you if the restaurant is good just by standing outside. I give it five sniffs and a high probability of garlic!
Airplane Mode
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I asked a guy with a big nose if he ever considered being a pilot. He said he tried, but every time he leaned forward, the plane started to descend. Who needs autopilot when you've got a built-in descent button?
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