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Do you ever wonder if guys with big noses get annoyed during cold and flu season? I mean, they're already dealing with the weight of that nose, and now they have to balance a tissue box on it too. It's like a nasal juggling act.
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I met a guy with such a colossal nose the other day that I asked him if he ever considered a career as a truffle hunter. I mean, if you can find truffles buried in the ground with that schnoz, you've got yourself a side hustle!
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I bet guys with big noses have their own weather forecast just by feeling the breeze on their face. "Today's forecast: a light breeze from the east, followed by a chance of nasal drizzle.
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You know a guy has a sizable nose when he accidentally bumps into someone, and the person on the other end asks, "Did you just register a new scent?" It's like a collision with the fragrance aisle at the department store.
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I asked my friend with a big nose if he ever thought about becoming a comedian. He said, "Why bother? I've already got the perfect setup – my nose walks into a bar, and the punchline is the look on everyone's face!
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Ever notice how guys with big noses have this uncanny ability to smell trouble from a mile away? It's like having a human alarm system, but instead of sirens, they just sneeze when they sense drama approaching.
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I heard that guys with big noses make excellent detectives. Forget bloodhounds; just give them a crime scene, and they'll follow the scent trail like a gourmet chef tracking down the source of a delicious aroma.
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Do you ever think guys with big noses get invited to picnics just for their ability to sniff out where the ants are hiding? "Hey, Gary, bring that nose of yours; we need to find the ant party location.
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I bet guys with big noses are the real experts at wine tasting. They don't need a fancy glass; they just stick their nose in and go, "Ah, yes, I'm detecting notes of oak, a hint of berries, and the subtle aroma of a good harvest.
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