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Gummy Bear Dating Advice
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Dating is a lot like gummy bears. Sometimes you get the sweet ones, sometimes you get the sour ones, and every now and then, you wonder why they make a green one. I mean, who asked for lime-flavored romance?
Gummy Bear Rebellion
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I accidentally left a bag of gummy bears in the car once. Came back, and they had melted into one big gummy blob. I felt like I walked in on a gummy bear rebellion—like they were trying to escape the bag but got caught in a sticky situation.
The Great Gummy Dilemma
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You ever notice how gummy bears are the divas of the candy world? They're like, We're gonna be all cute and chewy, but good luck figuring out our flavors! It's like a mystery party in your mouth, and I'm just trying to RSVP for the right taste.
Gummy Bear Philosophy
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I've figured out the meaning of life: it's hidden in the gummy bear bag. The red ones represent passion, the yellow ones are happiness, and the green ones? Well, they're the moments you regret, but you keep going back for more.
Gummy Bear Gym Routine
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Gummy bears must be hitting the gym because they're so chewy now. It's like doing a workout for my jaw every time I indulge. I've started calling it the Gummy Bear Jawline Challenge. Forget the gym, I'm just gonna snack my way to fitness!
Gummy vs. Dentist
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My dentist told me to avoid sticky foods. I looked at him and said, Have you met gummy bears? They stick to my teeth longer than my last relationship. Maybe I need a dentist who moonlights as a relationship counselor.
Gummy Bears' Conspiracy
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I think gummy bears are plotting against us. You leave a bag on the counter, and suddenly they're all gone. It's like they have a secret society, and the password is sweet tooth. I tried joining once, but they said my dance moves were too stiff.
Gummy Bear Therapy
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I tried using gummy bears as therapy once. I sat down and poured out my problems to them. They just stared back at me with their beady little eyes, and I realized they're excellent listeners... because they can't interrupt with advice!
Gummy Bear Procrastination
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Gummy bears are my spirit animal when it comes to productivity. I tell myself, Just one more gummy, and suddenly, the whole bag is gone. It's like my to-do list is competing with my snack list, and the snacks are winning.
Gummy Bear Parenting
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Parenting is a lot like gummy bears. You try to teach your kids about moderation, but they end up treating the gummy bear bag like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet. I've become a gummy bear referee, but honestly, I can't blame them. It's hard to resist the gummy charm.
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