5 Jokes For Gummy

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 25 2025

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The Gummy Scientist

The quest for the perfect gummy formula
I finally invented a gummy that can do calculus. Now, when I ask it a math question, it just stares at me like, "Dude, I'm candy, not a calculator.

The Gummy Stand-Up Comedian

Making gummy jokes that everyone can chew on
I asked a gummy for advice on my comedy career. It said, "Just keep it light, like my texture." Now I'm worried my jokes are too heavy and dense, like a fruitcake in a candy shop.

The Gummy Philosopher

Contemplating the meaning of gummy life
I tried meditating with my gummies, hoping to achieve a state of enlightenment. Instead, I ended up with a sticky yoga mat and a profound craving for more gummies.

The Gummy Detective

Solving the mystery of disappearing gummies
I found a ransom note in the fridge that said, "If you ever want to see your gummies again, leave a bag of Skittles on the doorstep." It's a candy-napping!

The Overly Protective Parent of Gummies

Balancing sweetness and safety
I tried explaining the concept of "stranger danger" to my gummies, but they just stared at me blankly. I guess when you're made of sugar, everyone's a friend.

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