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Why did the music teacher go to jail? Guess where the charges were - for conducting himself in a bad manner!
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Guess where it hangs out - in the blood orange!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Guess where it lost its balance - in the spokes zone!
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What's a magician's favorite clothing item? Guess where the magic is - in the sleeves!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Guess where - because it was outstanding in its field!
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Why did the coffee file a police report? Guess where the crime took place - in the mug shot!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Guess where - because it saw the salad dressing!
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You know you're getting old when your idea of a thrilling evening is playing Guess where the car keys are instead of a high-stakes game of hide and seek. Spoiler alert: The keys are usually in the last place you look. Always.
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I tried the Guess where game with my dog. I hid his favorite squeaky toy and said, Go find it! He just looked at me like, Guess where I'm not going? On a wild goose chase for your entertainment, Karen.
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Guess where I found the TV remote after searching for hours? In the fridge. Yeah, apparently, the cold weather helps the remote cool down after binge-watching sessions. Who knew?
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I tried turning the tables on my friend who always asks me to guess where he is. So, I called him up and said, Guess where I am right now? He goes, I don't know, where are you? I said, In the middle of regretting this conversation.
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My girlfriend loves playing the Guess where game too. She'll text me, Guess where I wish you were right now? I'm like, Uh, on a beach in the Bahamas? She replies, No, helping with the dishes!
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your day is not guessing where your friend is but correctly predicting where you left your keys. Oh, look at that, they're right where I left them, in the fridge next to the mustard. Classic move.
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My friend pulled that Guess where I am trick on me last week. I'm thinking, Alright, I'll play along. So, I start listing off places like the Eiffel Tower, the Grand Canyon, and the moon. Turns out, he was at the DMV. Yeah, apparently, waiting in line for hours is a tourist attraction now.
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I hate playing the Guess where game with my GPS. It's like, In 300 feet, guess where you should have turned? That's right, back there! Now recalculating, and let's try not to get lost in our own neighborhood this time.
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My friend asked me to guess where he was, and I thought I was being clever by saying, In a parallel universe where this guessing game is actually fun? Turns out he was just at the mall, but I like my version better.
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You ever have those friends who play the most infuriating game in the world? They call you up and go, Hey, guess where I am right now? And I'm like, Oh, I don't know, suspended in mid-air, defying the laws of physics? Are you in Narnia? What kind of guessing game is this?!
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