7 Grown-ups Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 07 2025

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I asked a grown-up if they're a morning person. They replied, 'Not until the coffee has fully downloaded.
I asked a grown-up how they stay fit. They said, 'I chase my dreams – and my kids – every day.
I told a grown-up they're outstanding. They replied, 'Well, I try to stand out at least once a day.
I asked a grown-up if they believe in parallel universes. They said, 'Yes, that's why I have a work self and a weekend self.
I told a grown-up they're a classic. They said, 'Just like my taste in music – stuck in the '80s.
What's a grown-up's favorite magic trick? Making wine disappear!
Why did the grown-up bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

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