7+ Best One Liners grown-ups Jokes

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I told a grown-up they should embrace their mistakes. They gave me a hug.

I asked a grown-up if they believe in love at first sight. They said, 'No, but I believe in groceries at first sight.

What's a grown-up's favorite game? Hide and seek – with their car keys.

Why did the grown-up become an astronaut? They needed more space!

Why did the grown-up bring a ladder to work? They heard it was the next step in their career!

I told a grown-up they should write a book. They said, 'I already have – it's called my checkbook.

I asked a grown-up why they never argue with a computer. They said, 'Because it always byte back.

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