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Testy Flight Attendant
Dealing with demanding passengers and turbulence
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I love it when people clap after we land. It's not a Broadway show; I just did my job. If you want to clap, do it when we serve the snacks. That's the real hero moment.
Cantankerous Tech Support
Dealing with technologically challenged customers
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People act like I'm a wizard because I can restart their router remotely. It's not magic; I'm just giving your Wi-Fi a timeout for misbehaving.
Grumpy Barista
Dealing with demanding coffee orders
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People complain about the size of our small cups. I tell them it's not the size that matters; it's the caffeine content. Then I hand them a shot of espresso and watch their eyes twitch.
Cranky Weatherman
Predicting unpredictable weather
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I once got hate mail because someone's picnic got rained out. Sorry, Susan, next time I'll bring my anti-rain dance to work.
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