7 Jokes For Grouchy

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Updated on: Aug 08 2024

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I asked the grouch how he stays fit. He said, 'I exercise my right to remain sedentary.
I invited the grouch to the comedy show. He said, 'I'll come, but I won't laugh.' Challenge accepted!
I told my grouch friend he should embrace yoga. Now he's just a downward-facing complainer.
My grouch neighbor claims he's a vegetarian. Apparently, he only likes veggies when they're in a sour mood.
I asked the grouch for a piece of gum. He handed me a packet and said, 'Chew-something-else.
I told my grouch friend he should try laughter therapy. Now he just scoffs his way through the sessions.
I asked my grouch friend if he ever smiles. He replied, 'Only when I see someone else frowning.

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