6 Grooms Mother Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 09 2025

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I asked the groom's mother if she was good at keeping secrets. She said, 'I've been hiding my son's embarrassing stories for years. This wedding is a piece of cake!
The groom's mother said planning the wedding was like a chess game. I asked, 'Did you win?' She replied, 'No, but I made sure the queen had all the right moves!
I told my friend's groom's mother a joke about construction. She didn't find it funny, but I think she just couldn't handle the build-up!
The groom's mother asked me for dance advice. I said, 'Just go with the flow.' Now she's the proud owner of a dance studio on the wedding dance floor!
I asked the groom's mother if she was good at making toasts. She said, 'I've been toasting my son for years; this is just a public announcement!
The groom's mother told me she's a fantastic dancer. I said, 'Prove it!' So, she danced her way to the front of the buffet line!

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