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The Overprotective Groom's Mother
The groom's mother being overly protective and involved in every wedding detail.
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I've been called a "Mother of the Groomzilla." Can you believe it? I prefer the term "Maternal Event Coordinator with a Passion for Perfection." It's got a better ring to it.
The Overenthusiastic Groom's Mother
The groom's mother is more excited about the wedding than the couple.
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During the bouquet toss, I dove for it like it was the last piece of chocolate at a sale. My son's fiancée looked horrified, and I yelled, "Survival of the fittest, darling!
The Traditionalist Groom's Mother
The groom's mother insisting on sticking to traditional wedding customs.
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They wanted to do the bouquet toss, but I insisted on the traditional dance with the groom. I mean, who needs a bouquet when you can dance awkwardly with your son in front of everyone?
The Relax-and-Let-It-Happen Groom's Mother
The groom's mother just wants everyone to chill and enjoy the wedding.
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They wanted a choreographed dance, but I suggested something more casual. I said, "Let's make it a dance floor detox. Just sway side to side and let the rhythm do its thing." Who needs dance lessons when you've got natural groove, right?
The Budget-Conscious Groom's Mother
The groom's mother is on a mission to save every penny.
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I hired a budget DJ for the wedding. He asked for song requests, and I said, "Just play anything royalty-free. We don't need to pay extra for those popular tunes." Who needs 'em when you can dance to the sweet sound of savings?
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