9 Jokes For Greyhound Bus

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Updated on: Aug 31 2024

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Why was the greyhound bus so crowded? Because it had 'houndreds' of passengers!
Why did the greyhound bus driver get a medal? For 'track'-ling the best route!
Why did the greyhound wear sunglasses on the bus? To avoid 'spot'-light!
Why did the greyhound sit in the front row of the bus? It wanted to be in the 'lead' seat!
Why did the greyhound bus driver win an award? Because they took the lead in the race to make people 'bus-t' out laughing!
What's a greyhound's favorite movie on the bus? 'The Fast and the 'Fur-ious'!
Why did the greyhound bring a ladder on the bus? To 'climb' up the social 'bark'-ader!
Why did the greyhound refuse to get on the bus? It wanted a 'paws' in its journey!
How does a greyhound greet passengers on the bus? With a 'waggin'' welcome!

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