5 Jokes For Greyhound Bus

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 31 2024

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Greyhound Bus Driver

Dealing with diverse passengers and unexpected situations
You know you're a greyhound bus driver when your GPS says, "In 500 feet, make a U-turn if you can. If not, just apologize and blame traffic.

Greyhound Tour Guide

Making mundane stops sound like exciting landmarks
Greyhound passengers love a good scenic view. So, I tell them to imagine the beauty of the Grand Canyon while staring at the vast, flat landscape of Nebraska. It's all about perspective!

Greyhound Mechanic

Keeping ancient buses on the road
People say my job is to keep the greyhound buses rolling, but sometimes I feel like a magician keeping an antique magic trick from falling apart in the middle of the show.

Greyhound Passenger

Surviving long journeys with limited amenities
Greyhound seats are like dating apps – promises of comfort, but you end up with someone else's baggage and a sore back.

Roadside Diner Owner near a Greyhound Stop

Balancing between quick service and unique menu offerings
When a greyhound passenger asks for a gluten-free, organic, vegan meal, I hand them a bag of air. It's low calorie and eco-friendly, just not very filling.

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